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Control Freak

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con—
Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
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Impatient Cow

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient co…
MOO!
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Wanda

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
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Olive

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
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Ho-ho who?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
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Hanna who?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Mary and Abbey who?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
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Irish who?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
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Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!
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Snow who?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
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Yule Log

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?
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Carmen

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in already!
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Convex

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Convex.
Convex who?
Convex go to prison!
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Ya

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I’m excited to see you too!
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